Post by liz on Apr 9, 2009 15:07:32 GMT -4
Ok, so I don't know if any of you guys have seen the movie Batman Forever, but there's this one scene in which Robin (who isn't Robin yet) steals the Batmobile and goes on a joyride and ends up in this alley with these gangsters with glowsticks try to beat him up.
Well, in my dream, George and Paul are young, of course. It's about 11 p.m. and George brings a sweet hot rod up to Paul's house. Paul comes out and George says, "Hey, man, get in" and Paul says, "This isn't your car" and George is like, "Yeah, I know" Paul: "Then whose car is it?" George: "John's" Paul: "Are you nuts, man?! John's gonna go crazy if he finds out you took his car" George: "Hey, man, relax. We're just gonna cruise around and pick up chicks, that's all. And we'll do that for like an hour and then we'll bring it back to John's place. No harm, no foul" Paul looks behind him at his house and turns back to George and says, "All right, fine, but only for an hour. My mom'll kill me if she finds out I'm past curfew."
So it's been well past an hour and they're driving along (ignoring the speed limit, going way too fast), the radio is blaring heavy metal, George and Paul are drinking, and Paul forgets all about his curfew. Then they come onto this street with a dark alley. George says, "Hey, let's go down this way." So they go down the alley and they find a bunch of girls there. They come to a clearing surrounded by girls and George brings the car to an abrupt stop by spinning the car around (I believe this is called a forward switchblade). George and Paul get out and they're acting all cool, you know, showing off. Then all of a sudden, this guy comes out wearing a grim reaper mask and says, "What are you doing here?" and George says, "Uh...we were just...on a little joyride." The guy wearing the mask claps his hands and all these guys jump down and surround George and Paul. Paul says, "I think I just remembered my curfew." George says, "Don't worry, I got this...oh no, wait, I don't got this. Run!" So they run into this bar nearby and the goons destroy the car and Johnny gets mad. Oh, and Paul fends off one of the goons and gets the girl he was holding hostage and gives her a kiss!
Yeah, so...a bit weird. Like I said, it was based on Batman Forever.
Well, in my dream, George and Paul are young, of course. It's about 11 p.m. and George brings a sweet hot rod up to Paul's house. Paul comes out and George says, "Hey, man, get in" and Paul says, "This isn't your car" and George is like, "Yeah, I know" Paul: "Then whose car is it?" George: "John's" Paul: "Are you nuts, man?! John's gonna go crazy if he finds out you took his car" George: "Hey, man, relax. We're just gonna cruise around and pick up chicks, that's all. And we'll do that for like an hour and then we'll bring it back to John's place. No harm, no foul" Paul looks behind him at his house and turns back to George and says, "All right, fine, but only for an hour. My mom'll kill me if she finds out I'm past curfew."
So it's been well past an hour and they're driving along (ignoring the speed limit, going way too fast), the radio is blaring heavy metal, George and Paul are drinking, and Paul forgets all about his curfew. Then they come onto this street with a dark alley. George says, "Hey, let's go down this way." So they go down the alley and they find a bunch of girls there. They come to a clearing surrounded by girls and George brings the car to an abrupt stop by spinning the car around (I believe this is called a forward switchblade). George and Paul get out and they're acting all cool, you know, showing off. Then all of a sudden, this guy comes out wearing a grim reaper mask and says, "What are you doing here?" and George says, "Uh...we were just...on a little joyride." The guy wearing the mask claps his hands and all these guys jump down and surround George and Paul. Paul says, "I think I just remembered my curfew." George says, "Don't worry, I got this...oh no, wait, I don't got this. Run!" So they run into this bar nearby and the goons destroy the car and Johnny gets mad. Oh, and Paul fends off one of the goons and gets the girl he was holding hostage and gives her a kiss!
Yeah, so...a bit weird. Like I said, it was based on Batman Forever.